How to battle an evil TIME-TRAVELLING PIRATE:
1. Jump 600 years into the future.
2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead...with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP.
3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE.
4. Show him you're no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.